posted 6 months ago

I’m so freaking screwed.

5ever alone because of EXO. 

but I’m going to marry all 12 of them


posted 8 months ago

My EXO ass rate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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These are based off of my opinions and no one else’s. 

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posted 8 months ago
well there goes my chance in getting in his pants. View in High-Res

well there goes my chance in getting in his pants.


posted 8 months ago

my teacher wanted to get to know me better…
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my teacher wanted to get to know me better…


posted 8 months ago


predebut Suho was pretty sassy 

predebut Suho was pretty sassy 


posted 8 months ago

I learned from SimSimi that it likes EXO.

It thinks that Chanyeol has scary eyes but is very cute.

But then, yellow butthead had the nerve to say that it liked Suho’s butt.

I told it who’s boss of dat ass.

Then after I forgave it, we sang Gangnim Style. 

The end.


posted 9 months ago

Suho problems.


posted 9 months ago

Suho in tight pants. I can’t.


posted 9 months ago

MY FEELS FOR THE NEW VERSION OF MAMA. HOLY FREAKING KRISUS.  

I literally flipped my chair over, no joke. I just-

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And Suho, Baekhyun and all the members. I’m creying man. OTL. my life.

If just a new version of the MAMA MV comes out, I wonder how I’m going to feel when they have their comeback. Someone has to lock me up before I do anything crazy. 

This is what EXO does to me. My life… no Sehun, I can’t turn back. ;A; It’s too late for that.


posted 9 months ago

Like how you guys start craving for chocolate in the middle of the night, I crave for Suho’s ass.


posted 9 months ago

When EXO has their comeback they better be showing a lot of EXO ass. Just sayin.


posted 9 months ago

I HAD ONE OF THE BEST DREAMS EVER. 

I FINALLY had an EXO dream where both EXO AND I were in the same dream. 

So I was at school for some reason on my laptop with Suho hanging out with me sitting on the other side of the table. He said something to me and slid a note across the table to me and I took it while still looking at my laptop. I opened it and read it. It said something like:

I really like cute girls.

I don’t care if you don’t have nice legs.

Or wear 5 inch heels.

I like you for you.

- Suho

I looked at him surprised that I didn’t just jump the dude at that very moment and tap dat ass in my dream and he smiled at me. Then I woke up.

I FREAKING WOKE UP BECAUSE THE PHONE RANG. 

THE DANG PHONE RANG.

and I doubt I’ll have a good EXO dream in a while… :’(


posted 9 months ago

I was in the car going to mall when all of a sudden, Suho’s predebut pictures pop into my mind. I just sat there, trying to hold my laughter in.

Guys, his predebut pictures. LMFAO. I CAN’T.

My fav:


posted 9 months ago

True Music Asian Lover Special: EXO-K BTS MAMA Shooting x


posted 9 months ago

my little apple

~semi hiatus~

Happy Apple